Happy Thanksgiving from BlackBerry Today!

We want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving. May your day be filled with laughter, love, and everyone who makes your life special. Eat well and rest up, that way you can go out and get all the Blackberries and BlackBerry accessories that will be on sale on Black Friday.

And to bring in the Christmas holiday season our friends at crackberry.com have come up with a BlackBerry version of Jingle Bells. Here it is…

CrackBerry Jingle Bells

 Dashing through the snow
In a BlackBerry 7 sleigh

O’er the BES they go
encrypted all the way
3 Bells on phone calls ring
Make my led bright
What fun it is to email, ping
And tweet ‘til late at night

Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!
Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!

 A day or two ago

My friend gave me a ride
for GPS he had
and iPhone by his side
the battery life was rank
and Siri’s directions sucked
We got into a drifted bank
and he knew he we were f*ck’n stuck!

Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!
Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!

Every day or so,
Someone feels compelled
To tell me to switch phones
I respond with “Go to Hell!”
Some guy was walking by
In some Windows Tango craze,
I laughed and hit him with my PlayBook,
in an OtterBox, just in case.

Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!
Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!

Kevin love his BlackBerrys white
His hopes for BBX are strong,
Hit the Apple Store tonight
and sing this fanboy song;
For the top stories today
The next two lines take heed
There’s way too many sites out there
but CrackBerry takes the lead!

Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!
Oh, jingle bells, Android smells
webOS go away
iPhone Yuck and Windows Phones suck
BlackBerry all the way, hey!

Source: http://crackberry.com/crackberry-christmas-carol-jingle-bells-android-smells

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